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12minds:counterforce:kimmi-page:moviestuff:stevewhitaker: So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness. But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader. Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away. What does Han do? He starts shooting at the motherfucker. He starts shooting. Be like Han. shoot the motherfucker !

12minds:counterforce:kimmi-page:moviestuff:stevewhitaker:

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.
But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.
Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.
What does Han do?
He starts shooting at the motherfucker.
He starts shooting.
Be like Han.

shoot the motherfucker !

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    I’M WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW.
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    This is proof that my “Lack of Han” theory is correct. No Han = shitty Star Wars.
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    lolz. that’s my man. i may or may not be planning on being him next year for halloween……creepy? maybe. bad ass?...
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    I was always more of a Luke kinda gal, but Han is pretty badass at this part.
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    One of the many reasons why Han Solo is the fucking man where Star Wars is concerned. None of the whiney “But I wanted...
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    counterforce:kimmi-page:moviestuff:stevewhitaker:...shoot the motherfucker !
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    Yup. And shoot first.
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    Dispara enseguida, como Han.
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    Oh hells yes. Be like Han.
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    John Sheppard took this to heart. Ah. Precious action heroes and their action heroes.
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